Dylan
The Baffler of Butts!
The who-do of Bantha Poo Doo!
Who is this I speak of:
Oh, The Monster of Poo-Poo!
He has many names,
as many as he has Pokemon.
But he’s still a Poo-Poo at dusk,
and a Poo-Poo ’til the dawn.
I’ve known you since a baby,
from the time you called me “Mark”.
But like the Poo-Poo worm you are,
you burrowed yourself deep into my heart.
For nothing I’d exchange,
the cool-ness of being friends.
Even when you’re upset at me,
when we play games I always win.
So an uncle for then,
and an uncle for forever.
Call on me anytime, anyplace,
whatever and whenever.
Love you dude.
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Awww. So sweet! Dylan thought it was funny.